It's Just A Flesh Wound, Unisex Heavy Cotton T-shirt, Black Knight, Inspired From Monty Python
$21.00
Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
The film is about the Arthurian legend and it is written and performed by the Monty Python comedy group of Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin, and directed by Gilliam and Jones.
In one scene, King Arthur fights the Black Knight who is guarding a bridge and after a short battle, the Knight's left arm is severed, which squirts out copious amounts of blood. Even at this, the Knight refuses to stand aside, insisting "Tis but a scratch" and that he has "had worse", and fights on while holding his sword with his other arm. Next, his right arm is cut off, but the Knight still does not concede. As the Knight is literally disarmed, Arthur assumes the fight is over and kneels to pray. The Black Knight interrupts Arthur's prayer of thanks by kicking him in the side of the head and accusing him of cowardice. When Arthur points out the Black Knight's injuries, the Knight insists, "It's just a flesh wound." In response to the continued kicks and insults, Arthur chops off the Black Knight's right leg. At this point, the Knight still will not admit defeat, saying, "Right, I’ll do you for that", and attempts to ram his body into Arthur's by hopping on his left leg. Arthur is annoyed at the Black Knight's persistence and sarcastically asks the Black Knight if he is going to bleed on him to win. The Black Knight replies by saying "I'm invincible!" to which Arthur retorts "You're a loony." With an air of resignation, Arthur finally cuts off the left leg as well and sheathes his sword. With the Black Knight now reduced to a mere stump of a man, he says, "All right, we'll call it a draw." -- Wikipedia
This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone's wardrobe.
.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
To find your size. lay out a t-shirt, that you know fits, flat onto a table top to measure.
Small
Width=18.00"
Length=28.51"
Sleeve Length=7.25"
Medium
Width=20.00"
Length=29.49"
Sleeve Length=7.76"
Large
Width=21.97"
Length=30.52"
Sleeve Length=8.23"
X-Large
Width=23.98"
Length=31.50"
Sleeve Length=8.75"
2X-Large
Width=25.99"
Length=32.52"
Sleeve Length=9.26"
3X-Large
Width=28.00"
Length=33.51"
Sleeve Length=9.77"
4X-Large
Width=30.04"
Length=34.49"
Sleeve Length=10.24"
5X-Large
Width=31.97"
Length=35.52"
Sleeve Length=10.75"
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